Hah... do you think I'd actually offer if I didn't? Ah, well — I guess it's true we don't know each other very well. If you think it'd be weird we can probably turn in this store for a bounty?

[Well that certainly has the shopkeeper throwing in a bunch of free sample packs. Travel sized bottle of lube, one silly glowing condom, and a small 4 pack of some tablet. It'd be impossible to read from this distance.]