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jikan_rpg2022-05-23 03:00 pm
cultivatingdisaster) wrote in jikan_rpg2022-05-23 03:00 pm
Entry tags:
[Open - Catch-all]
⌛ Who: Xie Lian
⌛ What: Just doing his thing.
⌛ When: Now.
⌛ Where: Several places.
⌛ Warnings: Unknown. Will edit if needed!
I: Scrap Collecting God Returns.
[This world became stranger and stranger, it seemed. It was only a blink of an eye since he was last there. He had returned home only to find himself within the same time loop and soon thrown back.
It was odd to say the least.
But now Xie Lian sat under the beautifully green leaves of a blossoming tree with a steamed bun in hand, contemplating his next move.
Beside him was a straw hat and a blade, a long and slender with a black mirrored finish. A silvery line ran through the centre of the blade. It seemed to hum with an old power. Xie Lian seemed not to notice, or care, as he bit happily into his bun.]
II: Is this scrap?
[Xie Lian, for all his years, was a surprisingly innocent soul. By way of his cultivation method he had avoided all worldly pleasures, drink and sexual encounters being the main. That didn't mean he was without knowledge!
So when he approached a shop to enquire if they had any scraps to offer him, he was surprised when he was offered what could only be called a phallus!]
Uhh this is... this isn't really what I was asking for...?
[But the elderly woman was already walking away from him, leaving Xie Lian stunned, holding a male shaped object in his hand, and blushing bright enough to put a tomato to shame.]
III: Feeling a certain kind of way.
[It had started off as a strange thought, at first. Just a mild urge that was easily pushed away.
But as the day went on, Xie Lian was undeniably in a bad spot.
There was something very wrong with himself and he knew it could only be caused by the strange world he now lived in. However what the cause was, he had no idea. All he knew was that it made him uncomfortable and, as strange as it would seem, craving of human company. He had just enough presence of mind to not go and attach himself to any old person, however, and instead found himself desperately attempting to make his way back home.
If he managed, he could barricade himself inside. Not that he thought for a second that might stop him should his urge grow in strength, but with luck...
Xie Lian took a shaky breath and wiped sweat from his brow.]
Why must this happen now... haha can anyone have worse luck than me?
⌛ What: Just doing his thing.
⌛ When: Now.
⌛ Where: Several places.
⌛ Warnings: Unknown. Will edit if needed!
I: Scrap Collecting God Returns.
[This world became stranger and stranger, it seemed. It was only a blink of an eye since he was last there. He had returned home only to find himself within the same time loop and soon thrown back.
It was odd to say the least.
But now Xie Lian sat under the beautifully green leaves of a blossoming tree with a steamed bun in hand, contemplating his next move.
Beside him was a straw hat and a blade, a long and slender with a black mirrored finish. A silvery line ran through the centre of the blade. It seemed to hum with an old power. Xie Lian seemed not to notice, or care, as he bit happily into his bun.]
II: Is this scrap?
[Xie Lian, for all his years, was a surprisingly innocent soul. By way of his cultivation method he had avoided all worldly pleasures, drink and sexual encounters being the main. That didn't mean he was without knowledge!
So when he approached a shop to enquire if they had any scraps to offer him, he was surprised when he was offered what could only be called a phallus!]
Uhh this is... this isn't really what I was asking for...?
[But the elderly woman was already walking away from him, leaving Xie Lian stunned, holding a male shaped object in his hand, and blushing bright enough to put a tomato to shame.]
III: Feeling a certain kind of way.
[It had started off as a strange thought, at first. Just a mild urge that was easily pushed away.
But as the day went on, Xie Lian was undeniably in a bad spot.
There was something very wrong with himself and he knew it could only be caused by the strange world he now lived in. However what the cause was, he had no idea. All he knew was that it made him uncomfortable and, as strange as it would seem, craving of human company. He had just enough presence of mind to not go and attach himself to any old person, however, and instead found himself desperately attempting to make his way back home.
If he managed, he could barricade himself inside. Not that he thought for a second that might stop him should his urge grow in strength, but with luck...
Xie Lian took a shaky breath and wiped sweat from his brow.]
Why must this happen now... haha can anyone have worse luck than me?