( Of course Steak's phone gets hit with the virus. Who is really surprised by this?

Unfortunately for Steak, his phone is not exactly free from filth, so there are a myriad of options to choose from. So, those unfortunate (or fortunate? IDK your life) souls who receive a message from un: steak (he's creative) will have a myriad of things to choose from. Including: )

one; you don't have to make coy remarks about my meat. you can ask to suck my dick.

two; if i fuck you, will you stop bitching????

three; is this all a ploy to make me gag you, you insufferable bastard?

four; ( This is the sexy picture option! Please enjoy a steamy bathroom mirror shot of Steak, naked and fresh from the shower. Yes, his dick is as girthy and meaty as the name suggests. )