Please do not bring up Macau dating. His precious little brother is too dumb of ass to even consider such a thing!

Vegas flicked his eyes over the menu and set it aside. He ordered the lotus root and pork rib soup and the hot dry noodles. Let's see if this old-timey Chinese woman's cooking could impress him.

He didn't mind the server being there to hear him say blandly, "You know, cousin, Thai food is widely considered to be the spiciest cuisine in the world."