[closed] 🎵 'cause tonight, is the night, when two become dumb 🎶

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[closed] 🎵 'cause tonight, is the night, when two become dumb 🎶

⌛ Who: Genbu and Ranpo
⌛ What: Getting wet from sudden rain and they rush over to Ranpo's hotel. Absolutely nothing sexual can come from this.
⌛ When: Sometime during Kyoto vacation
⌛ Where: Kyoto, somewhere in there.
⌛ Warnings: sexy content most likely can come from this.

After a silly little chat on the magi-comms, Genbu planned to meet up with Ranpo to go do a bit of sightseeing and shopping in Gion. He was a bit reluctant at first, because the sky looked awfully gray, but in the end decided that getting to see the quirky little sleuth was worth the unease.

But as soon as he got close to the meetup spot, wouldn't you have it, the sky cracked and soon rain hit the streets.

"AAAGH!" Genbu yelped as he ~~/ac "Sprint"~~ picked up speed and zoomed on over to where he found Ranpo standing. By the time he approached him, however, he was already sopping wet. The singlet which he was wearing had now clung to his skin, showing the world his large build.

"Sorry, Ranpyon!" Genbu threw out a nickname from his figurative hat of names, and put his palms together in apology, "I had a feelin' it'd start pourin' in a few!

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[As Ranpo waited for Genbu to arrive, he couldn't help but overthink what Genbu said before coming.]

[Was this... a date? Like, a date date? Or is that just an expression he was using? He should really know better not to overthink Genbu of all people, but honestly, what was the difference when they've already slept together? He hasn't really been thinking that far ahead--]

[In any case, all of this just serves to make him more excited than he should be, ad in turn: more disappointed when it starts pouring.]

[He realizes too late that he left his umbrella back in the hotel he'd been staying in (he could only take the temple life for so long), and by the time he buys another one, he's already soaked. As Genbu approaches, Ranpo is standing under some eaves, wringing out his sleeves.]

Geeze, if you had a feeling like that, then maybe we should have met somewhere--

[And then he looks up.]

[And he sees wet Genbu.]

Some... where. We should go somewhere and, uh. Dry off. M-Maybe.

[How do words work, his brain has shut off. Any doubts about his sexuality have effectively gone out the window in a single glance.]

Uuuu...let's just go back to yer place. I have a feelin' it's gonna be pourin' for a while.

[Genbu slowly runs a hand through his loosely braided hair to slick back the strands that clung to his face.]

Rain bums me out, and I'd just be a sad sack the entire trip.

You think I want to go out when I'm soaking wet? Come on, it's not too far away.

[And then maybe once they're there, they can undress and cuddle together to try and warm back up and--]

[FOCUS god, what is he, a horny teenager??]

But you know-- we'd get there even faster if you carried me! And you should, since you made me wait for you in the rain!

[Genbu sure hopes not, he's only into horny adults]

I-I didn't make ya wait in- gah, what am I arguin' fer, anyroad? Not like you're askin' a demandin' quest or anythin'.

Hop on!

[Genbu kneels down, anticipating a not-so-heavy weight to come upon him soon enough.]

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[And as soon as Genbu leans down, Ranpo's climbing up on his back. Time to become a human umbrella. And that's pretty much what he feels like, because being held is nowhere near as fun when you're both wet and slimy.]

--just watch out for doorways this time.

[Thankfully, the hotel isn't too far away, with Ranpo directing him. It's a simple room, but it has a nice private bath at least. And since it's made with Yokai tourists in mind, the sizes will all be suitable for someone of Genbu's height, too.]

Lead the way, umbrella!!

[Genbu grabs a firm hold of Ranpo's ~~twigs~~ legs and runs off, dashing and dodging the dispersing crowd until they finally make it to the hotel.

Normal people would crouch down if they wanted to avoid getting someone hit on the head. Genbu decided to limbo instead for some reason, or maybe no reason at all...

But finally they make it inside Ranpo's room, and Genbu sets the hopefully not-concussioned midlander down. He proceeds to take his sandals off and leave them on the genkan. Shaking excess water off his tail, he finally steps into the main floor, and looks around, curious, unfortunately dripping water onto the floor.]

Man...it's so nice to walk straight! The ceilin' is high up!

[UMBRELLA..............]

[Ranpo just accepts the nickname for now, glad to have made it the whole way without hitting his head this time!]

[But then Genbu shakes his tail water onto Ranpo and he just]

[WHATEVER]

It's pretty nice, huh? I hear they'll have actual housing for us here eventually if we want a consistent place to stay when visiting. But this is good enough for now.

[He steps closer to Genbu, reaching up to tug on his shirt a little.]

But gee, now we're both getting the floor all wet! We should undress so we can hang up our clothes to dry. But it might take a little while.

[If Ranpo believes Genbu is going to fall for such an obvious coy little flirt-]

Oh! Good call, Ran-chan!

[... he'd be right, apparently??

Genbu immediately pulls off his singlet, without even the slightest bit of struggle, revealing his big dumb manly torso to the world. The world being Ranpo at the moment.]

O-oi, ya think maybe...the showers are bigger here?

[Genbu seems so HOPEFUL he is just wagging his tail!

...getting more water on the floor.]

[JUST AS PLANNED]

Hmm, they should be! These rooms are pretty big, after all!

[Meanwhile, Ranpo's doing the same, untying his wet outer layers, until he's just left in a white dress shirt and a thin pair of shorts, both clinging to him from how drenched he got from the rain.]

[But while Ranpo might not have the same muscular physique to try and impress, that doesn't mean he can't try and be a little seductive here! ...even if it might go over Genbu's head--]

[He smooths back his wet hair, pops open a few of the top buttons on his shirt, and steps nice and close, smiling up at Genbu with a gleam in his eyes.]

I bet there'd be enough room for us to have a repeat of last time, too.

[...just ignore that the cat ears and tail decided to make an appearance at the same time, standing out atop his head even more with his hair wet.]

[...Damn. Genbu was hoping to play dumb and see how long it lasted until Ranpo finally got fed up and blurted out how much he wanted him right now.

But he wasn't exactly sure how to bounce off of that. Sure he could pretend he didn't know what Ranpo meant, but that would be a little cruel, he thinks.]

...Will ya actually go in the water and not leave this time?

[He can activate Tsunderanpo later--]

[But that has Ranpo's smile growing sweeter, and he reaches out to grab one of Genbu's hands between his own, bringing it up to rest against the side of his face.]

I'm not going anyway this time. So we can spend all night cuddling and talking afterward-- since I don't think the rain is going anywhere any time soon.

[While he can't deny his initial interest in Genbu had been just physical, given that rather negative first impression, that wasn't the case now. He did enjoy his company, and especially after that incident in the jungles of Chubu, he found Genbu's presence to be comforting in a way.]

[There's a reason he made sure to get the largest bed available when he booked this place. He always intended to invite him back here eventually.]

....GAH!! Ranpo you....

[dressed in nothing but his fundoshi, Genbu hoists Ranpo up and dashes off towards the bath...leaving his clothes just...there...on the floor.

And of course as he runs, Genbu covers Ranpo's head with his hands so the poor guy doesn't get hit again.]

[STILL JUST AS PLANNED]

[Ranpo giggles as he's scooped up, easily curling into Genbu's arms to make him easier to carry. They're both still on the wet and sticky side of things from the rain, but all the more reason to hurry to the bath.]

[The bathroom itself isn't very fancy, but it's definitely large in size, with a tub long enough that Genbu might just barely be able to stretch his legs out while sitting up. And while deeper than a normal tub, it's still on the narrow side -- so the only way they'll be able to sit comfortably together would be for Ranpo to sit on his lap. ~~Also just as planned.~~]

Hmm, should we take a shower first? Or just make it like a bubble bath?

[This is absolutely a question of "does Genbu wanna fuck in the shower or the bath?".]

Ah, actually I just want to shower and get to the bed quickly...

[His answer: 'I wanna fuck on the bed']

What's a...bubble...bath???

What-- "what's a bubble bath"? Oh, we have to take a bubble bath now!

[He skips past the shower to the tub, turning on the water-- and then grabbing one of the soaps that looks like it'll be the sudsiest (how does he know this?? he's Ranpo). And he starts pouring it into the running water, causing the tub to quickly fill up with big, fluffy bubbles.]

Instead of washing up in the shower and relaxing in the tub, you relax and wash up in the tub at the same time, and then rinse off the bubbles after! They're fun!

[And obviously meant for kids, but Ranpo's a kid at heart, so it works.]

...

Haaah!?? Wash and relax in....we just...sit in our own dirt!? Where does all our daily grime go!?

[CULTURE SHOCK]

What, you don't wanna get filthy with me?

[This was gonna be a gag tag but nah]

N-not...this is...c-come on! Not like this!

[Genbu whines as he looks at the tub...then back at Ranpo...then back...

Damn it, he can't say no to Ranpo!!]

...We relax in the tub and then shower after.

[C-compromise???]

Of course! What, did you think we'd just throw our clothes on while still covered in suds and stuff?

[He pops open the rest of the buttons on his shirt and slides it off, leaving him in just those thin cotton shorts.]

Just think of it like you'll have two chances to touch me all over while we get clean!

[He's not even trying to be subtle anymore.]

I meant more than just rinsing the suds off, I-

[Genbu sighs and gives up. How is he going to argue with this blatantly horny man, whom he once remembered being scared and suspicious of the Raen.

Gods how funny was that? Ranpo thinking Genbu was some sort of demon and now here he is being so needy and demanding. Genbu couldn't help but be amused.]

Alright ya silly boy, hurry up and strip. [Genbu laughs in a defeated manner as he takes off his fundoshi and ~~R E L E A S E S T H E M A M M O T H~~ slowly steps into the tub, a little hesitantly so as the suds tickle his skin.

Gods this was weird, this feels weird!!]

[Ranpo grins before doing as he's told, stripping off his wet clothes and throwing them in a pile on the floor. He waits for Genbu to climb in, and then--]

Wait! I forgot something!

[RUNS OUT OF THE ROOM NAKED....... and then he comes back, and sets a little rubber duck on Genbu's head.]

There we go!

Eh? Oh okay...d-don't slip now!

[There he go-aaaand he's back. Like a little coeurl he is. Genbu laughs, until he feels something on his head???]

Eh? Whats- [He stares at the duck he took in his hands. After a moment of staring, Genbu gently sets the duck onto the water.

And then proceeds to grab Ranpo and pull him into the tub.]

[IN HE GOES he giggles as he's pulled in, splashing some of the water out of the tub. But he's quick to get settled, sitting in Genbu's lap, leaning against him like a human chair.]

Ahh, that's better! And look, see-- there's way more bubbles when you do it like this!

[He grabs a handful of bubbles that tower a few inches high, before holding them up to try and push against Genbu's chin for a bubble beard.]

....Hehe, I'm Ramuh now, looks like!

[Genbu moves away some of the bubbles that were placed on his chest, laughing as he did so. And soon after, he pulls Ranpo to himself, holding him tight.]

He's a thunder god I fought back home. A beard that reached all the way to his feet.

...

I think. I don't think I ever saw his feet.

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[Ranpo happily snuggles back against Genbu as he's held, hopefully not squirming too much to make things uncomfortable for him -- he's in his bare lap, after all.]

A thunder god... how'd you fight him without seeing his feet? Was he riding on a cloud or something?

[He kicks his own feet in the bubbles for good measure. The horny gives way to cute playfulness when bubbles are involved.]

Uh...uh...hmmm...Gods its been so long, I can't remember! I think he just had a really really really big beard! And uh, well, can't exactly remember much from a fight where ya get shocked constantly!

[Genbu quickly presses his fingernails into Ranpo's sides. Not firmly or painfully, but definitely noticeable.] Zzzzap!

[Well, that sure explains a lot about Genbu--]

[But before he can make a sassy comment, he's being "zapped"!! Which actually just shows how ticklish he is, with Ranpo immediately squirming on his lap. But he's giggling all the while--]

H-Hey, stooop! That tickles!

[HE'S GONNA......... is Genbu ticklish? He's gonna reach behind himself and test that, nails tickling over Genbu's sides.]

[Ah.

When Genbu's feels the fingers tickling his left side in the water, alarms ring in his head. Then ext thing he knows, he's grabbing Ranpo's wrist. Firmly. There's a bit of panic in his eyes.

But he soon let's go of said hand, appearing only more and more frantic.]

Seven hells, I-I didn't mean that!

[Ranpo winces when his wrist is suddenly grabbed, the odd angle making it hurt when he impulsively tries to jerk his hand away. But when he turns to look up at Genbu, he goes still.]

[Ah. He messed up.]

...it's okay. I'm sorry I forgot.

[Forgot what? He won't clarify, giving Genbu the chance to side-step explaining if he'd rather not. He pulls his hand back once it's released, but slowly, not wanting to shift the water too much.]

Do you want to get out? Or do you need a minute?

[...Forgot? Forgot what? Did Genbu ever explain?

No, he was sure of it.

A little shaken, Genbu reaches out and pulls Ranpo into a hug.]

Yeah, just a minute. Gods I'm so sorry.

It's okay. I'm the one that spooked you, right?

[He returns the hug, though wary of touching him more than he needs to, just in case. He doesn't know exactly what happened, but he's always had an idea that whatever caused that injury to his side did more than just leave a nasty scar.]

You didn't hurt me, if that's what you're worried about.

[Genbu sighs, clearly sounding relieved.]

That's good. I may have hurt a lot of bad people, and maybe on accident some good ones. But I don't think I can live with myself if I ever hurt a friend on purpose.

[Genbu gently kisses the too of Ranpo's head.]

Man...I really killed the mood, huh...

Don't worry about it -- we can just make a different mood.

[He tilts his head up to look up at Genbu, a smile on his face.]

Why don't we wash up, and then order something really tasty from room service? I'm only staying in this fancy hotel for a little while, so we should take full advantage of it!

I...I dunno...ya got so excited makin' this bubble bath and all, I don't wanna end it so ear-

[GRROOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLL]

...Alright, up we go then.

[Genbu will just...put his arm around Ranpo's thighs and a hand on his head to PREVENT HIM FROM GETTING HIS HEAD THWACKED and get up. All wet and sudsy, Genbu moves them both to the stool in front of the shower.]

[And then they had a surprisingly cute night spent eating fancy hotel food and snuggling!!]

[Ranpo probably still manages to hit his head at some point anyway.]

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