jikan_rpg | [ open ] we hear you sinnin'

[ open ] we hear you sinnin'

⌛ Who: Baku & other unfortunate immortals, insomniacs, or just people who want to gossip
⌛ What: ya'll loud
⌛ When: nighttime, before soul stuff
⌛ Where: Takamagahara
⌛ Warnings: we gossipin' about loud people so NSFW just to be safe

[sometimes, being an immortal being that doesn't sleep has its downsides.

You know, like when you've eaten for the night - thanks for the nightmares, by the way - and the only thing left to do is sit on the roof trying to enjoy the nighttime ambiance. And you're just sitting there, enjoying the peace and quiet and suddenly a loud moan shatters the peaceful silence?

Sometimes, it kinda sucks.

Maybe you're an immortal being who also doesn't sleep and care to join him. Or maybe an insomniac. Or you've been woken up by said loud antics and also want to join in.

Either way:]

Hey, you think they'll get any louder?

[he is here to gossip]

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[please hold, he's considering whether or not he's been having fun.

After a good minute of thought, he nods] I'm enjoying myself, so I'll consider it a vacation.

Boring things. Like paperwork. [he doesn't hide his disgust] Don't jobs come with a lot of that? And time sheets. Ugh.

[at least, he's more comfortable like this than he is in his real form, so there's that] When we return back down to Nippon I'll probably take that form again.

[Pidge is feeling patient enough to wait while he deliberates, and then she nods at his eventual comment.] Yea, it's been fun so far.

[Not as exciting as getting caught up in the middle of an intergalactic war, but few things are. And this is a different kind of fun.]

It's not so bad. [Admittedly, she hasn't had to suffer through much in the way of paperwork recently.]

I don't know. But you could always just find someone else to handle the parts you find boring. [Is she volunteering, or just trying to be helpful? Who knows.]

I'll keep that in mind. [Not that that will do her much good if she doesn't know what that other form looks like, but it's still good info to have.]

If there's someone who enjoys that kind of thing I would happily pay them to handle it for me. [he absolutely means that, because paperwork and bakus do not mix] I'm not bad at it or anything, it's just something that would put me to sleep if I were capable of sleeping.

[he's being dramatic]

I'll remember to reintroduce myself again.

I can't really say that I enjoy it, but there's something relaxing about tedious work like that. [That might be part of why she enjoys coding or tinkering so much.] I feel like you'd almost have to actively work at being bad at paperwork. And hey- maybe if you do enough of it, you'll fall asleep, though it's pretty overrated as far as bodily functions go.

[It's not even the act of sleeping itself that she has an issue with so much as that, more often than not, her dreams are nightmares.]

You could wear a name tag.

Relaxing? [he sounds dubious] I'm bad at getting it done on time. You wouldn't think heaven deals with it a lot, but they're incredibly, annoyingly organized.

[a snort] I don't think even Hypnos can put me to sleep, but the thought's nice.

Nah, I'll remember this time. I have to reintroduce myself to a few people in my female form.

Yea! [Not relaxing enough to reliably put her to sleep every time, but if she had to rate a bunch of tasks from most to least relaxing, paperwork would be pretty high up there.] I try to do the things I don't like first so I don't forget about them. [When she's not putting them off until the last minute, anyway.]

Hypnos? [Listen. She knows a lot of things about a lot of things. This is apparently not one of those things.]

How many are we talking about?

[It's none of her business, really, but she's nosy.]

I'm really bad at that . . . doing things I don't like, I mean. I don't mind the rest of the work, but the rest isn't for me. Sometimes my cousin ends up doing it for me instead.

[he is a lazy cat more often than he's any of the other animals he's made up of] Hypnos is the Greek god of sleep. He somehow ended up here with a couple of other Greek gods. Technically in charge of my realm, but his son is the one who runs it in my world.

[please hold, thinking . . . ] Four or five? So far.

Me too. That's why I have to do them first. [If she lets things sit, she's likely to forget about them entirely and that's sometimes not an option. So she's learned that it's easier to just do the boring jobs first and get them over with.] It's also helpful to have someone else around to do them for you.

[Lance and Hunk aren't around, so she can't con them into doing things for her, so maybe she'll have to find someone else.]

Ah. Neat. Is his son one of the other ones who ended up here? [Her knowledge about the Greek gods is pretty limited, likely because of where and when she's from.] Oh. That's not so bad.

Mm, my cousin's like that. He's the orderly sort . . . he has a lot to keep track of so he kind of has to stay organized. I help him with the more - hands on stuff.

[is he implying he trades paperwork for manual labor? You bet he is]

No, sadly. But I'm not surprised; he isn't known for leaving the realm much. The others are Dionysus and Ares - though admittedly I'm more familiar with the latter, given his connection to my boss.

That makes sense. I know a couple people like that.

[Neither of them have made an appearance here, though, and it feels incredibly selfish of her to wish they'd show up just because she misses them.]

Ah, okay. I'd say that I hope he shows up here, but that'd mean he's not where he's supposed to be. [This isn't the first time she's been in this type of situation, with people showing up with no rhyme or reason, but it isn't any easier to deal with now than it had been the first time.]

I've gotta be honest, though. I don't really know much at all about the Greek gods. If it's not space-related or tech-related, I'm probably not the right one to ask.

It wouldn't make much difference, at least. Dreams would be weird for a while at worse. [it would be kind of nice for Morpheus to show up, but he's content with his cousin being here. Every other possibility would be a bigger problem anyway]

I'm only familiar with some of them, but I'm also . . . well, old. Honestly, a lot of my knowledge comes from human media.

Good weird or bad weird? [It's an important distinction to make. Fortunately, she hasn't had much experience with the latter, but she can't not ask. This place, at least, seems more harmless weird than anything.]

Just the cool ones? [As far as guesses go, it's probably not the most ridiculous. She's also doing her level best to avoid asking how old because that's about the rudest thing you could ask someone.]

Please tell me that's where you've learned everything you know about humans. [Naturally, Pidge is just assuming he's talking about movies and stuff.]

Kind of in the middle? If he were to show up here, I think most people would figure it out, as he reestablished himself in his realm. [and it would be awkward, because Hypnos doesn't know him and it's technically his realm but that's a minor detail Baku will concern himself with if Morpheus ever shows up]

Some of the cool ones, some of the obscure ones . . . humans tend to be obsessed with it from a historical perspective. Youtube is full of things like that.

[Baku gets a lot of his knowledge nowadays from Youtube]

I've learned some things? But I've lived as one for the last 500 years, and I've been around since they were created in China. Movies tend to exaggerate a lot of human behavior, though.

Fair. [Though now that she's heard that it wouldn't necessarily be the latter, she's kind of curious about what would happen if he did end up here after all.]

I don't remember many people obsessing over them back home. [To be fair, though, people had other, more pressing things going on at that point.] Youtube?

[The name is vaguely familiar, but it's not something she has a lot of experience with. Which means she'll have to look into it on her own later.]

Oh man. Is it wild to have lived that long? [Pidge is imagining that it's probably pretty crazy to have lived that long, human or not. Then again, she can't remember how old he'd said he was in that video post a while back. Come to think of it, had he mentioned it?]

That's the beauty of movies. They're mostly for entertainment so they don't necessarily have to be super accurate.

Ah - YouTube is a place where you can watch videos. Sort of like the site here we can access.

[only it's in color and leads to many, many trips to the darkest parts of the internet if you aren't careful] If it exists, there's probably a video about it.

[he pauses, the consider the question a little more seriously than he normally would. "Wild" isn't the word he would use, but . . . ]

It's . . mm, I guess wild is one way to put it. Sometimes it's boring - years tend to fly by if you don't pay attention. And time is very different to someone like me.

[his lips twitch, a brief grin] Mostly. Though the horror ones are more accurate than you would think.

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