⌛ Who: Rin Okumura, Yukio Okumura, Shiemi Moriyama, and some special guests ⌛ What: A reunion in sexy Japan ⌛ When: May 1st ⌛ Where: Arashiyama, Kyoto ⌛ Warnings: Blue Exorcist manga spoilers
[Yukio wakes up a few minutes later. His glasses are pressed uncomfortably against his face, he's on the floor, he's not quite sure what's going on for a few moments.
And then, he remembers. They got a house.
They got high on uki-laced shaved ice and somehow acquired an entire house.
It takes another few seconds for him to recover from that idea enough to go looking for his brother.]
Nii-san? [He says, quietly, as he goes into the kitchen, still adjusting his clothing to try and make it look less slept-in.]
Do you still approve of the kitchen? [He's going to pretend this is a totally normal situation.]
This place is actually ours, right?? We didn't break into a rich person's house and steal it, right??
[THE KITCHEN IS AMAZING AND HE'S SHOOK he's so shook he's tearing up. Even with everything in this world being old-timey, the appliances here are all clearly new, there's plenty of room for prep, a large walk-in pantry, full-size oven, and while there's no food, he's too distracted by the way this place looks to care.]
It really is ours. [Rin looks so happy. It's nice.]
We should keep an eye out to make sure we don't need to exorcise anything. [Yukio's expecting a catch, this is too good to be true.] But they're generally very accommodating to strangers here.
[ Even as they speak, a dark figure appears in the shadow of the doorway. Don't jump, boys. It's lifting something. It's lifting its hand to... rub at her eyes.
... [Does this place have three bedrooms? Yukio doesn't remember. He mostly remembers the courtyard garden for Shiemi, the kitchen for Rin, maybe an extra room that could be a library? Bedrooms.....]
[ Meanwhile, while Rin is yelling and Yukio are talking, Shiemi is walking off to investigate the room situation properly in person. To her credit, she does not trip over her own feet and wind up face down on the floor. ]
[But the real question is, what did they do to mark whose room was whose when they were all high?]
[If you answered "Rin burned down half of his door" you would be correct. Somehow it still slides closed, despite about two feet of the bottom half just being completely gone.]
Nii-san wanted to make sure no one else claimed his room. You or I certainly couldn't have done that. [It's an educated guess. Yukio doesn't want to consider the possibility that his room has bullet holes in the walls (he isn't considering the fact that the guns he arrived with don't have bullets, he's just concerned).]
[He peeks into the room, but there isn't too much of note inside otherwise. But it's a Western-style room, and there doesn't... seem to be a futon. Is this why they all slept downstairs?]
[But now begs the question: how did the other two designate which rooms are theirs while high as kites?]
[ How did Shiemi designate which room was hers while she was high as a kite? The clue comes in the form of a spotty trail of somewhat damp soil that begins unceremoniously down the hall, does some interesting zigs, zags, and what looks suspiciously like a circle, then finally ends in a tiny pile in front of a particular door.
Shiemi's eyes follow the trail. ]
I, um. I think this one might be mine.
[ She sounds a little apologetic. She'll clean up the mess shortly, but before that, she steps forward to crack the door and peek inside only to pause.
Should the boys happen to peek from behind her into the room, they'll see it's a Western style room like Rin's. Unlike Rin's, it's got bits of dirt and soil on the floor here and there and flowers, so very flowers and plants and... seed packets, a bucket of water on its side. Most of the plant life is potted or partially potted. Those that are not and somewhat grown look like they were uprooted from somewhere.
Where is a good question.
And in the center of this is Nee, presently helping the roots of one such uprooted plan into the soil of a pot. The Greenman turns and waves a tiny digit with a bright and happy, "Nii!"
Nevermind that the bed and the small table in the room are mostly covered by plants. Can you even see the bed?? ]
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And then, he remembers. They got a house.
They got high on uki-laced shaved ice and somehow acquired an entire house.
It takes another few seconds for him to recover from that idea enough to go looking for his brother.]
Nii-san? [He says, quietly, as he goes into the kitchen, still adjusting his clothing to try and make it look less slept-in.]
Do you still approve of the kitchen? [He's going to pretend this is a totally normal situation.]
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This place is actually ours, right?? We didn't break into a rich person's house and steal it, right??
[THE KITCHEN IS AMAZING AND HE'S SHOOK he's so shook he's tearing up. Even with everything in this world being old-timey, the appliances here are all clearly new, there's plenty of room for prep, a large walk-in pantry, full-size oven, and while there's no food, he's too distracted by the way this place looks to care.]
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We should keep an eye out to make sure we don't need to exorcise anything. [Yukio's expecting a catch, this is too good to be true.] But they're generally very accommodating to strangers here.
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[Not like it'd be a problem for three exorcists living under one roof, but.]
...but you know, come to think of it, I haven't seen any demons here, except for the Yokai. Do you think they have 'em here?
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It's Shiemi. A very sleepy, Shiemi. ]
Yuki-chan...? Rin?
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But we should be able to deal with them if we have to.
[Shiemi's arrival doesn't throw him off, he just nods to her as she arrives.]
1/2
[Yeah, this is a little weird.]
[...wait.]
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[Y'ALL AIN'T LIVING IN SIN WHILE HE'S HERE]
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I-I don't remember!
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Did you want your own room, nii-san?
[Please let there be at least two bedrooms.]
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[Did they look at a bedroom? He kinda remembers what one of them looks like, but... could that have been the only one??]
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[ Shiemi is now Awake and perhaps oddly, increasingly determined about her proposal. ]
Since none of us remember, it's the best way for us to figure out how many rooms our house has. Then, we can figure out what to do!
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And if all else fails, we can convert one of the other rooms.
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--if there's only two rooms, you and I are sharing one! Got it!?
[THIS IS NOT UP FOR DEBATE y'all ain't living in sin under this roof!!]
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is yellingand Yukio are talking, Shiemi is walking off to investigate the room situation properly in person. To her credit, she does not trip over her own feet and wind up face down on the floor. ]Let's see...
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Come on, let's see what the rest of the house looks like. [Now that they're not all giggly and out of their minds of uki.]
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[Time to go seal their fate.....]
[But the real question is, what did they do to mark whose room was whose when they were all high?]
[If you answered "Rin burned down half of his door" you would be correct. Somehow it still slides closed, despite about two feet of the bottom half just being completely gone.]
......I guess this one is mine.
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[ Shiemi doesn't remember. That she doesn't remember is becoming more alarming. Rin's door is halfway burned down. What happened??? ]
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[He peeks into the room, but there isn't too much of note inside otherwise. But it's a Western-style room, and there doesn't... seem to be a futon. Is this why they all slept downstairs?]
[But now begs the question: how did the other two designate which rooms are theirs while high as kites?]
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Shiemi's eyes follow the trail. ]
I, um. I think this one might be mine.
[ She sounds a little apologetic. She'll clean up the mess shortly, but before that, she steps forward to crack the door and peek inside only to pause.
Should the boys happen to peek from behind her into the room, they'll see it's a Western style room like Rin's. Unlike Rin's, it's got bits of dirt and soil on the floor here and there and flowers, so very flowers and plants and... seed packets, a bucket of water on its side. Most of the plant life is potted or partially potted. Those that are not and somewhat grown look like they were uprooted from somewhere.
Where is a good question.
And in the center of this is Nee, presently helping the roots of one such uprooted plan into the soil of a pot. The Greenman turns and waves a tiny digit with a bright and happy, "Nii!"
Nevermind that the bed and the small table in the room are mostly covered by plants. Can you even see the bed?? ]
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I think this one is probably yours, Shiemi.
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[A LOT]
[He's a good friend okay.]
Ahahah! And you thought mine was bad!! You can't even see the bed!!