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May | Event: Flowers of Buffoonery

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The month of love is in full swing! But there are some who are probably wondering: why is May the month of love, and why only in the West? Over in Tokyo, no such celebrations are being made, and even the Hanyo of Shitaya aren't gunning up for any major festivals of any sort, despite most of them having come from the West. But it's not because it's a new holiday. Rather, it's simply a Yokai specific one.

Because traditionally, May is the period where a Yokai's sex drive is the strongest. And while for most, this simply manifests as a desire for deep, emotional connections, for others, it's a month-long orgyfest.

And as the mysterious little flowers continue to bloom across Kyoto, something else begins to bloom between the refugees themselves.

The Season of Sex

Towards the middle of the month, refugees are sure to notice a change in the way the Yokai are behaving, particularly the group known as the "beast Yokai", which includes Kitsune, Bakeneko, and Inu Yokai. As it turns out, these three are among some of the only Yokai who still occasionally undergo a heat-like event, with most of these falling around the month of May.

But what does this have to do with the refugees? As many of them will quickly find out: they also will experience a heat-like state through the rest of the month. Upon contacting the scientists, they explain that because the Yokai were the indigenous people of Nippon, bonding with Nippon seems to have caused the refugees to become part Yokai in a way that differs from the native Hanyo. This is why they're able to use magic, and why many of them grow Yokai body parts when experiencing high levels of Kizuna.

"Oh, don't worry your pretty little heads! Sure, you lot seem to be more afflicted than us Native Yokai, but no one's going to judge you for your... biological needs, teehee!"

As the Yokai researchers explain, heats have become less common in the modern era, so it's entirely possible that some refugees won't experience anything at all. Feel free to use this to opt out of anything that makes you uncomfortable!

You All Know What This Event Is About Maryouku University, Kyoto
When a Yokai goes into heat, they tend to adopt one of three characteristics, known collectively as KSJ. Although most Yokai will always lean more heavily towards one in particular, some may experience all three throughout their heat:

Daikoh (大攻) causes Yokai to develop unusually dominant and possessive tendencies. While some may search for a single partner to keep to themself, others may try to gather as many partners as possible. Even passive and friendly Yokai may become inclined towards violence or unusual roughness, including marking their partners. Some may experience an inexplicable desire for passionate romance, while others may feel a desire to breed.

Daishoku (大食) causes Yokai to give off a magic aura that may trigger a heat in those around them. These Yokai are insatiable, seeking endless pleasure from anything and everything they can find, be it food, entertainment, or sex. It's not uncommon for them to have one thing in particular they become fixated on, though others may simply desire everything. They may even find it hard to sleep without some kind of stimulation to calm them down.

Daijuu (大受) causes Yokai to develop unusually submissive and needy tendencies. They crave physical affection to such a powerful degree that going without it may even become painful. It's not uncommon for these Yokai to only feel comfortable when wrapped up in a nest of blankets to simulate being wrapped in the arms of a lover. They may feel a strong desire to be cared for by another, or even impregnated by a mate, regardless of gender.

Obviously any of these would be pretty inconvenient, but perhaps the worst part is they can strike at any time. One might simply wake up in heat, while another may find themselves suddenly overwhelmed upon seeing a familiar face. And the truly unfortunate may find it happening in public, or even on a long train ride.

While most heats tend to be very mild, often to the point where one might not even realize they're going through one, some Yokai have the misfortune of going through an extreme heat, where the effects of KSJ becomes far more pronounced, even to the point of appearing to have a complete personality shift. Daishoku Yokai may fuck until they pass out, Daikoh Yokai may peruse individuals they would never otherwise be interested in, and Daijuu Yokai have been known to crawl into the beds of strangers to satisfy their need to be held. Heats can be as brief as a few hours, or as long as a few weeks, with varying levels of severity throughout. While most only occur once a year, you're free to utilize heats as a Severe Kizuna Effect at any time!

Discount Dildo Emporium Gion, Kyoto
Just in time for the month of love, a new shop has opened up in downtown Kyoto. The elderly owner of Iyarashii Ryuu, an infamous dildo shop in Tokyo's Shinjuku, has partnered up with an equally amorous young Kitsune to open up a sister store in Gion. And if the large painting on the wall is anything to go by, their relationship probably goes beyond business partners... that's one feisty old lady.

Iyarashii Ryuu specializes in every shape, size, and function of dildo one can imagine, but unlike the Tokyo branch, the Gion branch of Iyarashii Ryuu specializes in enchanted dildos. These dildos are capable of moving on their own, growing in size, changing in shape, and even glowing in the dark! Because why not.

However, these are still a very new product, so they're depending on customer feedback to improve the spells! As such, anyone willing to test out a prototype enchanted dildo will both be allowed to keep the prototype, as well as select from any finished dildos in the shop free of charge.

Of course, some may not realize what they're getting into when they agree to test a prototype. One is designed to change size on command, but contains a bug that may cause it to grow larger than intended, and even develop a distinct knot. Another is designed to allow the one wearing it as a strap on to feel sensations as if it were real, but has a bug that instead causes both partners to feel both sensations, resulting in an extreme case of over-stimulation. Another is designed to move independently like a fucking machine, but seems to lack a means of turning it off. And another glows in the dark so brightly that it can be seen from the outside. Which isn't necessarily a bug, but it sure is something worth seeing.

And hey, for all you natural-dildo-havers, they're also testing a line of condoms designed to do the same things, with the added security of safe sex practices. Very sexy! Just watch out for that size-changing one, though. Some have reported feelings of insecurity upon watching their dangle return to its smaller size.

Fickle Flower Petals

In the midst of everything happening this month, refugees will begin to hear rumors of strange symptoms popping up around Kyoto. Flowers growing out of people's hair, sprouting from the ground with every step they take, or even tumbling out of their mouth. It's only then that the people realize what's happened: those little flowers from before weren't entirely harmless. They're sprouts from a Hanahaki, a very rare ayakashi that possesses flowers, named for the curse it inflicts on those who inhale their pollen.

Thankfully, Hanahaki is treatable, and can even be cured without the need of a specialist. But until the sprouts wilt, those living in Kyoto will simply have to bear with the symptoms.

Post Secret Kyoto, Western Kingdom
In its mild form, Hanahaki causes flowers to grow from a person's hair. These flowers range in size and species, and can grow over the course of mere minutes or many days. Those affected will be encouraged to allow the flowers to wilt naturally, as plucking them may cause permanent bald patches.

While this form can seemingly effect anyone, those hiding secret feelings of love or desire may instead develop a form that causes flowers to bloom on every surface around them. Although certainly the most charming, it's also the most conspicuous, with tiny gardens building up around them whenever they stay in one place for too long.

The true extent of the curse will become obvious to anyone riding the trains, as the entire inside of each car has become blanketed in thick green foliage and flowers. Some may discover that the flowers can even sprout on the other side of walls, potentially filling their neighbor's apartment with unwanted greenery. And let's not even get into the personality types that cause a nuruname to bloom. Best stay away from those folks!

So what's the solution? Well, seeing as not everyone is open to the idea of sharing their thoughts and feelings openly, a workaround has been discovered. All around Tokyo, refugees will find small wooden plaques known as ema hanging in populated places. Those affected by the Hanahaki are encouraged to write anonymous confessions on the ema and hang them up where they can be seen. After enough people have seen their confession, the effects of the Hanahaki will begin to go away.

Just make sure you're not seen hanging a confession up, or it'll defeat the purpose of it being anonymous!

To submit play-made secrets for characters to see in Kyoto, please see this post!

Tell No Lies Kyoto, Western Kingdom | cw: This prompt contains Hanahaki-adjacent body horror.
With most cases manifesting as mild, some may be wondering why the curse is referred to as Hanahaki, meaning to spit flowers. In truth, the name is derived from the severe form of the curse: in which flowers begin growing internally.

The most common location is the throat, causing those affected to cough or hiccup flower petals throughout the day. But for those who are especially unlucky, they may grow down into the lungs, causing severe pain, a bloody cough, and trouble breathing. Due to the likelihood of choking in one's sleep, this form is considered the most dangerous.

This form of the curse manifests in those prone to frequently keeping secrets or telling lies, be it intentionally or as a result of being a rather private person. Much like the mild form, it can be treated naturally through open communication. However, the workaround used for the mild form will not work here. Only by opening up about themselves or the secrets they've been keeping will the flowers begin to wilt.

For those who are still opposed to the idea, a healer can forcefully remove the flowers with a spell. However, this method carries a 25% chance of losing whatever memories are tied to those secrets, ranging from the secrets themselves, to all memories of the people they wish to keep in the dark. Surely such a risk isn't worth it, right?

Party Time

Although the Emperor of the West has grown busy these last couple of months, far be it for him to forget his beloved Refugees during the month of love! And so, on the 25th, all refugees will be extended an invitation to an exclusive party in the Uji district of Kyoto.

Those who assisted in clearing it out earlier will be shocked to see the transformation the building has taken in just a few days, as bright and colorful décor can be found on every corner, and the scent of incense hanging in the air.

It may not be everyone's cup of tea, but it would be most rude to refuse an invitation from the Emperor himself, wouldn't it?

With a Bang! Uji, Kyoto
Taking place at one of his many private villas, refugees will be met with an extravagant affair, filled with Humans and Yokai alike. During the day, there's no shortage of musical entertainment and dancing, along with free food and drinks, and a large outdoor garden to relax in. But at night, the mood of the party shifts dramatically. After a full day of pheromones tickling their senses, and no shortage of uki to go around, it was time for the main event: an orgy to celebrate the season of love.

"Greetings and salutations, my dearest friends from another world! I am Katsuragi no Mikoto, emperor of the Western Kingdom, and on this day, I invite you all to enjoy the many pleasures our world has to offer! Please, those who are inclined, make merry! And rest assured, this is a safe place to indulge."

The main room of the villa itself is designed with an array of sliding doors that can become walls to quickly close off corners for an illusion of privacy, as well as private and secret rooms for those who desire it. In the upper floors, rooms filled with all sorts of enchanted toys and costumes can be found, in addition to a small outdoor bathing area. And in the basement, there's what can only be called a sex dungeon, filled with all sorts of restraints and gear for whatever one's heart desires.

Any guests who stick around for the orgy will be asked to select from a number of colorful kanzashi they'll pin into their hair to convey what they're looking for:

Pink: Platonic, non-sexual physical affection only.
Red: Bondage, restraints, and sadomasochism.
Yellow: Open to kink negotiation or discussion.
Orange: Toys, magic or supernatural powers during sex, transformations.
Green: Costumes and sexual role play.
Blue: Powerplay: light blue for submissive, dark blue for dominant.
Purple: Public use, anonymous sex, exhibitionism.
Gold: Open to anything and everything.
Silver: No physical contact, watching only.

Outside of the Purple and Gold ribbons, all kanzashi are imbued with a spell that will sound a loud alarm if they person wearing it is touched in a manner they didn't consent to, upon which the one who activated it may find themselves thrown into the cold waters of the pond in the garden out front. Refugees are free to take as few or as many kanzashi as they desire, or swap them out as the evening grows long.

Denouement Engagement Uji, Kyoto
The party lasts well into the next morning, with guests welcome to stay the night with whoever they happened to bond with the night before. A nearby bath house is open exclusively for party guests, which is for the best, given the nature of the festivities. There will be no walks of shame coming from the Emperor's villa!

But those who actually manage to stick around this long will have an opportunity to witness a rare event.

In the garden just outside the villa, Katsuragi can be found seated next to a young man who some will recognize as Karu, the emperor of the East. The former is once more clean and dressed in his finest regalia, while the Eastern emperor appears in more subdued colors, a parasol in hand in some attempt to hide himself. Perhaps most would be giving them some space, but those who sneak closer will be able to overhear their conversation. Katsuragi speaks of uniting the two kingdoms, and supporting Karu as the face of the Emperor, so he may focus on his "continuing recovery". For his part, Karu is almost completely silent, though it doesn't seem to impede on their conversation.

But one doesn't need to be eavesdropping to realize what's happening when Katsuragi gets down on one knee and gently takes Karu's hand into his own, prompting the latter to drop the parasol in shock.

What happens next, unfortunately, is just between the two of them. A snap of his fingers, and both Katsuragi and Karu vanish in the blink of an eye. Did he notice they was being watched? Or was he intentionally letting them see that much?

OOC Notes
Welcome to Jikan's May event! Please direct any questions to the Question Thread in the OOC Plotting post.

• As with all Kizuna effects, you are free to opt out of any of the KSJ effects as well, or simply utilize the ones you are interested in. A Daijuu yokai could simply desire being held, with no sexual or breeding-related connotations, for example. Likewise, as this is inspired A/B/O tropes, you are welcome to use Kizuna as an excuse to utilize any additional tropes not included in KSJ.

• Feel free to mix the effects of the prototype enchanted dildos to include multiple effects at once, or create your own magical effects! With magic, the only limit is your imagination!

• Although not necessary, Japanese does have it's own language of flowers if you would like the flowers your character sprouts/spits up to have greater symbolism. A wider list of plant symbolism can also be found here!

• Hanahaki can produce native plants to Nippon, but cannot produce plant-like Ayakashi. So they can grow Uki in their hair, but cannot cough out a Higanbana.

• In case you missed it, the post for submitting IC secrets is over here!

• Players are welcome to handwave their character sleeping with the Western Emperor himself at the orgy, but don't expect him to remember their name the next day. The Eastern Emperor will not be present until the next day.

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[oh my! ayato was not expecting to be the one charmed on this date of theirs! he was expecting to be the one doing the charming, as he was the one who'd asked kaeya on this date. but this is an interesting turn of events, that's for sure. doesn't change his plans at all, but it's interesting.

he laughs at the kiss on his cheek - how very cute, that kaeya had to get up on his toes to do so. he places a hand on kaeya's lower back, presses one of his own kisses onto kaeya's cheek, soft and lingering.]

Hm, well, you've certainly impressed upon me every time we've met - I think it only natural that I'd want to get to know the man that caught my attention.

[and wow, he's glad he went for it because now he's got this stunning beauty on his arm. ayato's definitely not one to go for looks alone, but knowing the littlest peek into kaeya's heart he'd gotten to see, with the two combined it's more than enough to pique his interests.]

Now, I hope you're hungry. There are quite a few food and drink stalls out today and I was hoping to try some of the more unique offerings.

[Don't make fun that you're too tall, okay? Kaeya was tall in his own right but Ayato was taller still! But he can't deny that the kiss to his own cheek feels nice, along with the supporting hand at his back.]

I have? Well, I suppose that is about the right of it. I do certainly try.

[Kaeya was back on his heels and curling an arm around Ayato's.]

I am famished. What sort of unique offering are you looking to try?

[he starts to lead them away from the beautiful wisteria tree - parting the tendrils of blossoms for kaeya to go through, of course, he's a gentleman - and toward the area with all the food trucks lined up for people to peruse. he walks at a leisurely pace, not in a hurry to go anywhere. they're on a date, after all, and he's here to enjoy kaeya's company.]

The fried food stall from the Steel Phallus Festival is here - he'll fry anything, and I'm wondering what other interesting options he has available to fry.

[he places a hand over kaeya's.] Though, I wonder, what are your tastes and preferences when it comes to food, Kaeya?

Are you sure you didn't secretly enjoy the Steel Phallus Festival? Sounds to me like you did.

[He remembered how awkward Ayato was talking about it when they first met, after all. That being said, he lifted a hand with his index finger raised and a grin on his face.]

I bet you have never had fried ice cream.

[He then put that finger to his chin, humming in thought.]

I'm not particularly picky, but I do prefer smaller meals as a whole. Nothing too heavy, otherwise I won't finish it and unless I have Diluc or someone else with me, I would rather not let it go to waste.

Aha! You know, perhaps I did enjoy some aspects of it. Looking back, it was an interesting first experience within Nippon.

[he smiles brightly! he has not, indeed, had fried ice cream and is quite intrigued.]

Then I'll have the fried ice cream - would you also like some? Fried things are a bit heavy, but it may be a small enough portion to finish. If not, I'd be happy to be your temporary meal finisher.

Well, of course it was interesting. A whole festival dedicated to the penis, there's nothing like that in Teyvat. I'm sure all the grannies would clutch their pearls at the mere mention.

[He nodded and headed toward the very vendor Ayato spoke of. Kaeya knew exactly where it was, because of course he did.]

It's normally served in a cup just big enough to hold in your hand. So I should be fine, I don't necessarily mind fried foods as long as it's in moderation. Ice cream is a bit of a dessert anyway, so it doesn't count. Besides, we can get two flavors and share.

[Even for this, he had a scheme planned. At least it was benign.]

A magical steel phallus that encourages people to have intercourse would definitely offend the more delicate sensibilities.

[they get in line, ayato's arm still holding onto kaeya's. he pulls him closer, eyes taking in kaeya's elegant beauty. damn, he looks good with his hair done.]

What flavors do you recommend? I admit, I don't indulge too much in desserts. Nor dates, so I'm happy to spend this time with you.

[His hair really wasn't done up that much, Ayato! His hair is still short, although an inch had grown in the month since it had been sadly cut.]

I suppose that would depend on the type of sweets you like. Fruits? Candy? Chocolate? Something mild? Something saccharine?

Hm. I don't truly have any preferences. As long as it is texturally interesting, I'm fine with whatever I eat.

[life's too short to have preferences, says ayato.]

Interesting new flavors also intrigue me.

[Texturally interesting? Ayato, please. It's ice cream, the fact that it's apparently deep fried should be enough. Kaeya couldn't help but laugh. What an interesting man.

He decided he wouldn't say anything about the flavors and simply approached the vendor once it was their turn.]

We will take two deep friend ice creams, please. One Neapolitan and the other... hmm... let's try the sea salt ice cream.

{The vendor nodded, pulled out the already frozen roll of the three-toned ice cream, covered in cinnamon and crushed cornflakes, and put it in the deep-fryer. The blue ice cream followed suit, not that any of the colors could be seen over all the breading. It only took less than a minute before they were out of the fryer and into their respective cups to which Kaeya let go to take both in hand while Ayato could be free to pay.

This was his idea for a date, after all. 💙

Kaeya handed over Ayato's cup with a grin.]

There you go.

[ayato pays the man immediately. thank god he did not forget his wallet like he did during the irodori festival! that would have made this date pretty awkward, huh? but no, he double checked, and he now takes the cup and happily leads his date to the tables set out for eating.

he spoons a bit of the ice cream and fried batter into his mouth. and hums in delight.]

Amazing - this flavor is salty but sweet, and with the savory fried outside, it certainly makes for a unique experience. What was this again? Sea salt ice cream?

[he tilts his head.]

Do they literally take their sea salt from the sea to create this?

[Kaeya watched with a small smile on his face as he ate his own ice cream, a mix of vanilla, chocolate, and strawberry. He chuckled and nodded. Once he finished chewing he answered.]

I wouldn't know the process but yes, sea salt is from the sea from what I understand. Let me have a taste?

[He actually never tried it before, he saw the name and figured why not make Ayato try it first?]

Of course.

[he scoops some ice cream on his spoon and holds it out to kaeya, smiling beatifically. yes, he wants you to let him feed you, kaeya. gasp, also, indirect kiss (not that they...haven't kissed and done so much more than that but like. you know. something people on dates have been excited about commonly.)

^_^]

[His smile widened and he leaned forward, taking the spoonful and leaning back to work out the taste and texture. He hummed in contemplation and then, with a very matter of fact tone, shook his head.]

No. I don't believe I like that.

[He laughed, finishing the spoonful at least. It wasn't gross, it was interesting but not something he would try again. Then used his spoon to scoop about a bite of his and hold it out.]

Want to try mine?

Thank you, Kaeya, I would love to.

[he closes his eyes and leans forward take the spoon and ice cream into his mouth. he rolls it over in his mouth, tasting the different flavors along with the fried batter on the outside. he hums his approval.]

The combination of three flavors elevates this for certain. Not quite as unique as the sea salt, but still interesting in its own right. A flavor that makes an impact.

[he finishes his little treat quickly, a habit that comes from his busy lifestyle, having to hurry to finish his meal to get to other priorities. and now he's just watching kaeya eat his, but it seems he enjoys just getting to look at kaeya.]

[Kaeya laughed softly at the description. It wasn't wrong, but it also sounded a bit like a food critic review. But eventually he continued eating and as he generally ate at a slower pace ~~like a bird~~, he didn't realize that Ayato had finished his in record time until he happened to look up and found Ayato watching him.

He blinked his one visible eye and then looked around and nope, Ayato was definitely staring at him. Surely his eating wasn't that entertaining? And that's when he realized that his date had finished his!]

When did you-? What did you do, inhale it?

[The last bit was said around a huff of a laugh.]

[ayato laughs freely at that, genuine and uninhibited by reputation or the strict social etiquette of the tri-commissions. kaeya's funny and adorable, that much is for sure.]

I eat very quickly, yes. I suppose it's a habit I developed over the years, needing to eat but hardly having the time for it. Old habits are the hardest to break, don't you agree? Even in a world where I have quite an abundance of time.

[he swipes some stray ice cream from kaeya's mouth.]

It appears to be the opposite for you.

[Well, he couldn't quite argue with that. Only his habit was skipping meals or eating too little rather than eating quickly. But rather than mention that, Kaeya instead looked a little flustered at the touch to his face. He hadn't realized he made a mess.]

You make it sound like I'm taking too long to eat. We can keep walking if you would prefer we kept on moving.

I quite enjoy spending time with you, Kaeya. There's no need to rush today.

[it's a little weird to be saying "i enjoy watching you eat," so he just says he enjoys kaeya's company instead. which is true! kaeya is a delight - in his humor, his mischief, his slight self-deprecatory moments.]

Hm, unless of course, you're longing to be rid of me.

If you're so sure... [He shook his head around another spoonful.] Not at all. I just don't want to bore you. What else did you have planned today? I assume you must have drafted a whole itinerary if judging by the formal invitation you sent me.

I doubt anyone could get bored of you, Kaeya.

[truly, though. this man is so utterly fascinating in every facet - there's a new layer peeled with every interaction he feels. always keeping ayato on his toes, wondering what new sort of kaeya he'll be allowed to see today.]

And impatient little thing, aren't you? I'd like to keep it a surprise. I do indeed have a whole itinerary, as you say. But it is also flexible, so we can stay here as long as you need.

[Kaeya only made a small noise at that, shrugging his shoulders. It wasn't that he believe himself to be boring, but he doubted that many would be entertained waiting for him to finish a cup of ice cream.]

Curious, not impatient.

[He scraped the last bits of ice cream and then held his hand out for Ayato's empty cup so he could find a trash bin to throw them away. Once done, Kaeya was back to curling his arm around Ayato's, honeyed smile back on his face.]

Lead the way, then.

[ayato smiles, kind and gentle and not at all faked for the sake of being polite, and leads kaeya to the another side of the little marketplace the vendors have all sort of lined up for in celebration for the party being held a bit later.

instead of food, there are stalls full of all sorts of trinkets. there's a stall for jewelry, flowers, seashells, jewelry made from seashells, et cetera. he keeps a keen eye on kaeya, wondering if anything in particular will catch his fancy.]

Let's take a look around, shall we? And if you see something you like, don't hesitate to let me know.

[It was actually the vendors with the seashells and seashell jewelry that would sometimes give Kaeya pause. A nostalgic look would come across his face as his finger delicately traced a few. He always did love the beach and summertime.]

These will be nice for when summer officially arrive, hm? Too bad I have nothing to match.

[He fingered the earrings in particular but bracelets were also catching his eye.]

They're very particular when it comes to making an outfit work. Simple gems are usually best for me.

[see, always a new experience with kaeya. that sweet, soft look on his face that speaks of precious memories. that's the sort of expression ayato wants to protect. he pays attention to the pieces kaeya seems to be lingering over.]

You do seem like a man with an eye for fashion. Though, I'm of the opinion that you can make any piece work in your favor.

[he takes the earring kaeya was pondering over, holds it up to kaeya's ear.]

Truly gorgeous indeed.

[is he talking about the earring or kaeya?

the seller also holds up a mirror for kaeya to see for himself.]

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