[Closed] I just wanna, I just wanna know

[sweetsleuth]

⌛ Who: Ranpo, Setsura, and Caesar
⌛ What: A cat and a bird get high. Their mother has to babysit.
⌛ When: Late April
⌛ Where: A Random Uki Bar, Gion, Kyoto
⌛ Warnings: Chaos, doodles, and sloppy attempts at flirting, probably.

Comments

[casaposa]

[He has every right to be barking out orders right now. Between the laughing idiot on the ground in front of him and-

The almost disappointed look on Setsura's face-

He's already exhausted. Someone please save him.]

Are you in the position to be giving rules? I don't think so. Get in there with your-

[Pants where they belong, he hands a palm flat against his hip to keep them there. Fool him once, shame on you.]

Whatever he is to you. I won't ask twice.

[sweetsleuth]

She's my mom, obviously!

[Just all aboard the "making this weird" train.]

[But also, careful-- the longer that door is open, the more time Ranpo has to try and crawl back out where the people are. Is he rubbing against Caesar's leg like a cat?? Maybe.]

[chichichi]

[ And now, it's time to make this even weirder. ]

I'll only go if Ranpo-san shows us his doodle!

[casaposa]

[Both of them are going to get a stern talking to when this is over and Ranpo, more than likely, is going to end up tossed in the river for a bit.

He presses against him with the heel of his foot, pushing him back with a little sparking hamon, as a treat.]

His what?

1/2

[sweetsleuth]

Setsura-san... that's nasty.

[He says this in a low, very intense whisper--]

[sweetsleuth]

[But he quickly snorts into laughing again, rolling around the floor near Caesar's feet. He's gone.]

[chichichi]

[ Utterly unashamed or deterred by Ranpo's intensely whispered comment: ]

His doodle, cock, pecker, peter, member, schlong, dong --

[ She's just going to keep loudly listing words for dick if he doesn't cover her mouth. Maybe just pick her up, sling her over your shoulder, and carry her into the room, Caesar. ]

Cum gun --

[ Seriously, she's still going. ]